hi, i'm alexis
your modern-day courtesan
PATRONAGE
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1 hour - $800
90 mins - $1000
2 hours - $1500
3 hours - $2000
4 hours - $3000
6 hours - $4000
overnight (8 hours) - $5000​​​​
I would love to host you! My incall is a trusted and discreet mid-luxury hotel with easy parking. For outcalls, I am happy to meet you at a similarly nice (3-star+ only) hotel that you have arranged.
For new friends, a $100 deposit (paid via Cashapp) is required at booking. 90 mins+ preferred for first dates.
additional etiquette
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Please present your donation immediately when you arrive for our date. I would hate to interrupt our fun to have an awkward business talk! Bonus points for a cute card or note with it, but I will never reject a plain white envelope ;)
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Personal hygiene is non-negotiable. For incall dates, I would prefer that you use my shower for a quick rinse when you arrive. This is also a great time for me to verify your donation.
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Health, safety, and protection are another non-negotiable. It goes without saying that I will not do anything to compromise or risk my personal health boundaries - not if you’re a millionaire, not if you have a yacht in Italy, not if you’re Jesus himself. Any form of negotiation will result in an end to our date and an immediate ban.
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Please remove your smart watch before our date. Additionally, if you are able to refrain from wearing glasses, please wear contacts instead. While it may sound paranoid, hidden camera eyewear is sadly on the rise. I will be able to be more present if we eliminate the possibility entirely :)
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Due to the alarming state of facial recognition technology and doxxing in the world today, I do not send any photos or videos (even safe for work ones). I also do not video chat. Please do not ask.
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Any attempt (even “jokingly”) to negotiate my personal boundaries, including my donation amounts, will cause me to end our date immediately. Consent, communication, and respect is key to us having a good time!
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I do not participate in review culture. Our time together is intimate and sacred! Call me old school, but I’m of the belief that our private time together should stay private.